I came across a funny poster.   It said,
 WARNING:  This house is protected by:
A husband with a gun,
A wife with P.M.S. and 
A German Shepherd Dog
You guess who is home.
The last time we were at the river, I went across the street to do some target practice. This is my target from 25' out. I love to target shoot. I love to target shoot. I love to target shoot....
Don't mess with me! (giggle)
Debbie